Monday 17 September 2012

We Are Chelsea!


This one was written a while back. In the euphoria of my favorite EPL team reaching the finals of the Champions League. In fact, the very prospect of making it to the Semi-finals, leave alone the finals was so unrealistic and amazing - that the results of the finals didn't really matter. 

That Chelsea went on to win The Champions League beating the mighty Bayern Munich in their home turf - is something that legends are made of. 

The following lines were however penned when the beast beat the beauty (the true connoisseur of the beautiful game, Barcelona), when determination prevailed over skill & when gusto outclassed guile. 

Here's to Chelsea!


We came we conquered the world did see
Making reality of unbelievable fantasy
We are Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea!!!

Down to 10 men, it was indeed dicey
A missed penalty & some luck courtesy
We are Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea!!!

Stood a wall of gladiators gutsy
To win a result many did not foresee
We are Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea!!!

Low possession no dribble fancy
We play only to win you see
We are Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea!!!


Friday 14 September 2012

The Spanish Chronicles (Part I)


Vamos!

Yes, Spain it is! Finally I am down to counting days to the Spain trip. It’s a different matter that the countdown started at 100 days!
It’s funny that every time I have told anyone that I am planning a Spain trip, the 1st reference is of ZNMD i.e. Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara, the film. And this includes even my much older relatives who I would normally not associate with watching such marquee youth movies. Guess the movie did well then. But I am not liking it these days.
I loved the film when I saw it, make no mistake. But the obvious conclusion that my trip is inspired by the movie is kind of saying NASA’s space mission is inspired by Star Trek. Ok, bad analogy! May be that’s the case with NASA – but clearly not for me. And the more I think of it, the more I am amazed at how entirely different this trip is likely to be from the movie.

Therefore, for nobody in general but me in particular, I am trying to sort this out in my mind & distance myself from any suggestions of being inspired by the movie. Next time anyone suggests, I am going to send them the link to this blog. So here’s my list of reasons and as with such banal matters, there is no order to this list:

1.       This is no boys only trip: And herein I rest my case. The boys (age no bar) will understand the enormity of this point. And the rest – well, that doesn’t really matter but I guess they’d understand it too. So technically, I could conclude this blog here itself.

2.       There’s no car on hire: Much as the movie has made rented car travel so romantic, but we don’t have any rented car in our plans for travelling around in Spain (at least as of now). We’ll be travelling mostly budget airlines and trains, sometimes the cheapest fares at the un-godliest hours. But who said good times can’t be had on a budget. Besides, if you have travelled in trains in India then the trains in Europe are like travelling in the lap of luxury. And I have travelled in Mumbai trains – and that completely throws the whole luxury (or for that matter comfort) argument out of the window.

3.       No la tomatina: I have only fond memories of the sultry Ms. KK gyrating to pulsating music covered head to toes in juices. Mmm. I am not even getting into describing the red hot tomatoes here. Ok, FOCUS! Yes, I am so enamored by that song (actually just her, can’t recall the song) that I am not letting anything mingle with that – not even the REAL DEAL.

4.       No Adventure Sports: With diving instructors like those (actually THE ONE) in the movie, diving should have been my religion. Deep sea diving, sky diving, diving into that gaze, diving in with…. STOP! FOCUS AGAIN! Ok, I am not doing any diving. I may dive into the sea standing up which some people may call jumping. And Sky Diving – Absolutely Not. I accord it to a mild case of vertigo - but I rechecked my Life Insurance policies. It clearly excludes such acts of bravado. My adventure quota is filled to the brim negotiating the mindless traffic and dodging falling flyover slabs (yes, the one next to my office fell the other day, but that’s pretty routine) in Mumbai – I can live without paid adventure. And as far the adventure of the bovine kind is concerned (Bull Fighting before you start imagining), again (ha ha) – the Mumbai traffic ensures that I am out-running and side-stepping them all the time here and I am never short on such thrills.

So then, the question that presents itself is – why Spain? Let me try to answer that in my next post.

Planning a vacation after time long
Visiting the mecca of football this Bong
Go astray on vodka, beer, gin & tonic
Please! It has nothing to do with that film iconic!

Chilling by the beach and hopefully some shopping
Followed by stuff touristy and nights of bar hopping
If that’s the plan why then my mind ponders
When not everyone is lost who wanders!

Salud!





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